Pigbafgun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, loving warg.

Pigbafgun created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigbafgun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pigbafgun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pigbafgun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pigbafgun's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.