Weenellomin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fussy octopus.

Weenellomin created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weenellomin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weenellomin, she will turn you into a mole.

Weenellomin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Weenellomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide if three otters approach from the south.

5. Weenellomin loves sheep, so they must be respected.