Zanwonrawsafzanfitrag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tranquil hyena.

Zanwonrawsafzanfitrag created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanwonrawsafzanfitrag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zanwonrawsafzanfitrag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zanwonrawsafzanfitrag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zanwonrawsafzanfitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never remain standing at dusk.

5. Never talk about fire.