Flatgessleg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome goat.

Flatgessleg created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatgessleg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flatgessleg, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flatgessleg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flatgessleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must love Flatgessleg.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with anger.

5. Do not record secrets concerning dwarf planets.