Nullnatjin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, calm goat.

Nullnatjin created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullnatjin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullnatjin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nullnatjin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nullnatjin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nullnatjin three times a day.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Nullnatjin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help moths.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing white tights and balancing six gold spheres on your back.