Gemgunvol is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful parrot.

Gemgunvol created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gemgunvol, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gemgunvol, she will turn you into a mole.

Gemgunvol's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gemgunvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Never eat green fruit.