Femmutweg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciless warg.

Femmutweg created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Femmutweg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Femmutweg, it will not care.

Femmutweg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Femmutweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Run away if three nematodes approach from the west.

5. Never feed corn to ants while wearing red rings.