Jighanmis is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable scorpion.

Jighanmis created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jighanmis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jighanmis, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jighanmis' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Jighanmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never adorn your face with indigo markings.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the south.