Mipgepciss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciless otter.

Mipgepciss created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgepciss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipgepciss, she will turn you into a mole.

Mipgepciss' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mipgepciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not keep seven badgers in a large pit.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.