Tamvinrap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, kind ant.

Tamvinrap created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tamvinrap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tamvinrap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tamvinrap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tamvinrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. You must love Tamvinrap.

4. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.