Wigcabnib Vedzakdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain mouse.

Wigcabnib Vedzakdoss created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Wigcabnib Vedzakdoss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wigcabnib Vedzakdoss, she will come to you in dreams.

Wigcabnib Vedzakdoss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wigcabnib Vedzakdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide if four pigs approach from the east.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not place spinach upon stone.