Vegsanruttbadgoftarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless jackal.

Vegsanruttbadgoftarg created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegsanruttbadgoftarg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vegsanruttbadgoftarg, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vegsanruttbadgoftarg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vegsanruttbadgoftarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide if five mice approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vegsanruttbadgoftarg.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vegsanruttbadgoftarg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always act with obedience.