Fabstipbum is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, boastful crocodile.

Fabstipbum created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabstipbum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fabstipbum, it will turn you into a plant.

Fabstipbum's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fabstipbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fabstipbum's priests.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.