Tettivenpakbog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical dog.

Tettivenpakbog created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettivenpakbog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tettivenpakbog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tettivenpakbog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tettivenpakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.