Dagtomlan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, overgenerous dugong.

Dagtomlan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dagtomlan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dagtomlan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dagtomlan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dagtomlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to rats while wearing purple dresses.

2. Never prepare parsnips during summer.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.