Jabbissfig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying squirrel.

Jabbissfig created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabbissfig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jabbissfig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jabbissfig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jabbissfig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four geese approach from the east.

2. Never travel toward the north during summer.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

5. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.