Yogpadraw is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage chinchilla.

Yogpadraw created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogpadraw, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yogpadraw, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yogpadraw's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yogpadraw's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never record names.

3. Worship no other gods but Yogpadraw.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not resist chaos.