Madkar is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish human.

Madkar created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Madkar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madkar, she will strike you with lightening.

Madkar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Madkar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.