Miparpbom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking fairy.

Miparpbom created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Miparpbom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Miparpbom, he will destroy your home solar system.

Miparpbom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Miparpbom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never talk about fire.