Beststikhot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate hyena.

Beststikhot created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Beststikhot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Beststikhot, it will remove you from existence.

Beststikhot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Beststikhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your neck with mauve markings.

2. Always obey Beststikhot's priests.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.