Kamvidflow is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable hummingbird.

Kamvidflow created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Kamvidflow, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kamvidflow, he will not invite you to parties.

Kamvidflow's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kamvidflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to dolphins while wearing cyan boots.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near birds while wearing green coats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not take Kamvidflow's name in vain.