Dam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sapient turtle.

Dam created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dam, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to snails while wearing blue hats.

2. Do not consume peas at dawn.

3. Always obey Dam's priests.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Never run in the presence of badgers.