Fidmipgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable hedgehog.

Fidmipgep created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidmipgep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fidmipgep, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fidmipgep's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fidmipgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

2. Do not fashion tools from tin.

3. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.