Lagbisslit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring coyote.

Lagbisslit created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagbisslit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagbisslit, she will destroy your home solar system.

Lagbisslit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Lagbisslit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Run away if five sharks approach from the east.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.