Pasmutjam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, smart gerbil.

Pasmutjam created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasmutjam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pasmutjam, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pasmutjam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pasmutjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Pasmutjam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never touch ash while unclean.

5. Never wear gray corsets.