Gubbodgess is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, egotistical yak.

Gubbodgess created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbodgess, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubbodgess, she will not care.

Gubbodgess' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gubbodgess' Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Gubbodgess loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Gubbodgess must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.