Kikstragcun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful skunk.

Kikstragcun created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikstragcun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kikstragcun, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kikstragcun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kikstragcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. You must love Kikstragcun.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never feed lentils to swans while wearing white shorts.

5. Always help sick monkeys.