Armmatnilgad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, blissful dryad.

Armmatnilgad created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armmatnilgad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armmatnilgad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Armmatnilgad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Armmatnilgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never adorn your face with violet markings.

4. Never handle lead while unclean.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.