Omtcapbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented skunk.

Omtcapbarn created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtcapbarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omtcapbarn, he will destroy your home solar system.

Omtcapbarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Omtcapbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Hide from cyan shrews for they are unholy.

3. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never wear skirts.