Cut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise newt.

Cut created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cut, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning stars.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cut.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.