Appkapart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish hamster.

Appkapart created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Appkapart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Appkapart, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Appkapart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Appkapart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Appkapart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away from indigo capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Never mix cherries with ash.

5. Do not sit at mountains.