Weecudfub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud donkey.

Weecudfub created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weecudfub, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Weecudfub, he will not invite you to parties.

Weecudfub's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Weecudfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Weecudfub in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.