Fotzankendud is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, slow finch.

Fotzankendud created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotzankendud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fotzankendud, she will turn you into a plant.

Fotzankendud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fotzankendud's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Fotzankendud first in all things.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.