Limxengem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful hydra.

Limxengem created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Limxengem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Limxengem, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Limxengem's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Limxengem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Never leap in the presence of horses.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.