Queegbarnyam is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous cobra.

Queegbarnyam created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbarnyam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Queegbarnyam, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Queegbarnyam's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Queegbarnyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if nine mice approach from the south.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Queegbarnyam.