Shavpoprap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish snail.

Shavpoprap created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavpoprap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Shavpoprap, he will turn you into a puffin.

Shavpoprap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Shavpoprap's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing south.

2. Shavpoprap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never adorn your legs with magenta markings.