Gomfonnull is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humane lizard.

Gomfonnull created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Gomfonnull, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gomfonnull, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gomfonnull's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gomfonnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.