Wegfebvon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, contented owl.

Wegfebvon created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wegfebvon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegfebvon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wegfebvon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wegfebvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.