Jiggandob is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional octopus.

Jiggandob created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Jiggandob, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jiggandob, she will curse you with boils.

Jiggandob's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jiggandob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Jiggandob in the centre of the settlement.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Jiggandob must be the most important thing in your life.