Rakflatflapxen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest crocodile.

Rakflatflapxen created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rakflatflapxen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rakflatflapxen, she will turn you into a worm.

Rakflatflapxen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rakflatflapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.