Jinyartlak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective badger.

Jinyartlak created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinyartlak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jinyartlak, it will turn you into a frog.

Jinyartlak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jinyartlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never feed bananas to nematodes while wearing indigo scarves.