Bidgomsandog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unselfish hare.

Bidgomsandog created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidgomsandog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bidgomsandog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bidgomsandog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bidgomsandog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bidgomsandog's name in vain.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never sit near grasshopers.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing violet trousers and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.

5. Never talk about fire.