Gomhungad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous crocodile.

Gomhungad created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhungad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gomhungad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gomhungad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gomhungad's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not wear boots marked with cyan.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

5. Do not consume bread at dawn.