Tifflagart is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, blissful snake.

Tifflagart created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifflagart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tifflagart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tifflagart's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tifflagart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tifflagart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.