Pangsadcim is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind wren.

Pangsadcim created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangsadcim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pangsadcim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pangsadcim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pangsadcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Pangsadcim loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangsadcim.

5. Never write about comets.