Dibquafxin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless fly.

Dibquafxin created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibquafxin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dibquafxin, it will manifest in front of you.

Dibquafxin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dibquafxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dibquafxin's name in vain.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Never chant in the presence of elders.

4. Never handle iron while unclean.

5. Do not travel during spring.