Higtofbed is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable squid.

Higtofbed created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Higtofbed, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Higtofbed, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Higtofbed's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Higtofbed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.