Bellafbim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring shrew.

Bellafbim created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellafbim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bellafbim, he will not care at all.

Bellafbim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bellafbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place onions upon stone.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.