Ominfaghab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent chinchilla.

Ominfaghab created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Ominfaghab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ominfaghab, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ominfaghab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ominfaghab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never chant while facing east.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.

5. Always help mites.