Nulrullzog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, kind unicorn.

Nulrullzog created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulrullzog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nulrullzog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nulrullzog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nulrullzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Nulrullzog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never gather six cats near bridges.

4. Never talk about spacetime near tapirs while wearing magenta corsets and balancing four copper spheres on your legs.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.