Nadwegtar is a god.

It takes the form of a large, pitiless owl.

Nadwegtar created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadwegtar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nadwegtar, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nadwegtar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nadwegtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed limes to shrews while wearing scarves.