Vagingvegkan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonest swan.

Vagingvegkan created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Vagingvegkan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vagingvegkan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vagingvegkan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vagingvegkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vagingvegkan's priests.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing blue shoes and balancing eight titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Put Vagingvegkan first in all things.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.