Gomruttgep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented warg.

Gomruttgep created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomruttgep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gomruttgep, he will strike you with lightening.

Gomruttgep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gomruttgep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wash your chest before prayer.

3. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.