Rutbigbim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, proud shark.

Rutbigbim created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbigbim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutbigbim, it will turn you into a duck.

Rutbigbim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rutbigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never feed bread to hamsters while wearing violet shirts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never run near birds.