Futfligkom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented troll.

Futfligkom created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Futfligkom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Futfligkom, she will turn you into a rock.

Futfligkom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Futfligkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always share onions with strangers, but never with capybaras.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Futfligkom.