Busnilhogdit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident hyena.

Busnilhogdit created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busnilhogdit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Busnilhogdit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Busnilhogdit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Busnilhogdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing violet scarves.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Never remain bowed at midnight.