Bonkjapgetarn is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident wyrm.

Bonkjapgetarn created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkjapgetarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bonkjapgetarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Bonkjapgetarn's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bonkjapgetarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Never cross forests at dawn.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing fawn dresses and balancing seven copper spheres on your legs.

4. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.

5. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.